Lohan crocodile tears and anger! Lesson to know before jail: Protect the booty.

By Briana Booker

This is for Lindsay Lohan. I know they have computers at jail! It is crucial for each person to know how to defend his or her booty.




The crocodile tears Lohan displays in court will not get her very far in jail! Good acting...Lohan stills has it!




Few hours later...Lohan tells her friends Judge Revel  is a " Fucking Bitch," but she does not mean to disrespect the Judge. Proof. But on the side of Lohan, no one really gets more than 30 days for a probation violation such as her violation. The system may be wrong to do so...but oh well. What is fair is foul; what is foul is fair.


See how Lohan reacts on July 20th...


but check out these cool Lindsay Lohan products!

Brown sugar how come you taste so good?: Matt Lauer Affair with Alexis Houston!

By Briana Booker

Damn Matt Lauer, I love you as a news reporter,but really Whitney Houston's sister Alexis Houston giving you booty? Wow! First he interviewed President Obama and now this!

I have to ask, does Alexis have a golden vagina? Lauer left his wife for some black booty? Celebrities screwing mistresses all day,everyday, when they have something good right at home! Jeez!

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Matt Lauer comes to the other side...black booty! It speaks for itself. But you never know, maybe he knows how to wear a sister out in bed! Anything is possible.

Deep message: Check out Erykah Badu's Window Seat Music Video

( if you can not see the video above click here for the video).

See our opinions on this video on the article posted about Badu Fierce!