By Briana Booker
I was saying a few days ago a 'Nigga moment' is necessary when disrespected. Well, I think it is time for the President to have a Nigga moment. The press is always talking smack! I do not see one journalist doing anything to stop the oil spill( show me that I am wrong)!
Did President Obama do some voo-doo to create this historical disaster? No!
I am not sure how top kill,using mud to seal the oil will help, but at least he is trying to use a strategy! But I am not swimming anywhere down there!
This is exactly why regulations are needed that do not blend business and social concerns with pleasure( BP dollar bill spending)! Oil is a big business! How are they able to regulate themselves? Ridiculous!
I am curious what type of renewable energy will be effective for our consumption needs and wants! This disaster is a mile deeper than where we can reach underwater as humans to stop this disaster! Crazy!
Note President Obama highlighted how this disaster is playing blame through politics. If President Obama had a Nigga moment, it would probably state that differently by saying the following:
" 'Mother fuckers, y'all been fucking mother earth for a real long time. Don't blame me, blame yo' mama.
BP pimped us all. Pimpin ain't easy. Decisions. Decisions. We got the brightest mother fuckers trying to figure this bullshit out. Don't give me that bullshit that my administration not doing anything to stop the problem! This shit been on full blast for 5 weeks! 5 weeks! It's a bad mother fucker.'"
Reporters: " Shut yo' mouth."
President Obama: "I'm just talking about the oil spill.
This goes out to you, you and you...we could do better. Y'all trying to get me to lose my job? Damn! Blame the black man? Right? No more deepen or drilling mother earth. I told you mother fuckers to stop doing that months ago!
Y'all wanna see Bush come back? It's here niggas; it's here!
Part of this press conference is to explain to you mark-asses that X, Y and Z ain't happening because y'all mother fuckers don't care about mother earth.
BAM! Shit is real!
The truth is a bitch!
I am taking responsibilities! You feel a nigga?
What y'all want me to do? Keep that shit hard? I'm going in!
In the next 48 hours, shit is real! "
Reporters: (shocked/ Helen starts bitchin')
President Obama: "Helen, why the fuck you bringing Afghanistan in this shit? We in the Gulf of Mexico, comprende? The Gulf of Mexico! Trying to gangsta my ass!
This conference is zipped, point blank- period... next 48 hours Cornrow Jesus and me got this shit covered. Hoops! Nigga Hoops! "
But on a serious note, stop bitching out the President. He is trying to do his best. And to be honest, I can not stand people that love to point fingers, but never blame themselves for how fucked up the world is in general. Thank ourselves for that. Point. Blank. Period.
Peace for now...
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